Now that the world’s most self-centered people, Kim
Kardashian and Kanye West, are officially engaged, one’s mind becomes
swirled with wonder; when will the wedding take place? Where? Who
will be on the guest list? Do they have any friends other than business
associates and paid assistants?
Details after the cut:
I decided to look into the matter of the guest list because
the uncertainty was sure to plague me enough to keep me awake tonight, and
every night, until I had some answers. After poking around, I still have no
answers, but gleaned enough information so that I can sleep.
Paris Hilton might be a possibility since she and Kim
are friends, and of course Kim’s best paid friend Jonathan Cheban. Brittny
Gastineau will also be there, but who else could the future Mrs. Voice Of
This Generation invite?
Looking to the Kris Humphries wedding, the guest
list was limited to a mere 400 people. It is possible a good chunk of these
associates and/or friends will be invited to Kim’s next wedding, and the one
after that, and the one after that…
Among the invitees for the Kris Humphries fiasco were a
series of B-listers, clothingdesigners, and athletes: Eva Longoria, Ryan
Seacrest, Demi Lovato, Lindsay, Ali, and Dina Lohan, Vera
Wang, and Serena Williams. There is no apparent reason why these same
people wouldn’t be included in Kim’s newest round of celebrations of
self-absorption. Hopefully, Kim kept a copy of this old guest list. All she
will have to do is have her assistant print it and comb through it to see if
anyone needs to be excluded for not giving Kim an expensive enough present the
last time.
For Kanye’s part, he’s never before been wed, so he will
have to work a little harder to decide who is worthy enough to be in his
presence for such a special day. Some possibilities include Jay-Z and Beyonce (although
rumor has it Beyonce dislikes Kim and might not attend), maybe Diddy, Will
Smith and family, and apparently some Silicon Valley billionaires who were
also present for the ridiculous spectacle that was Kim and Kanye’s proposal.
Speaking of the proposal, why did Kim look so
dead-in-the-eyes? It was supposedly a very happy affair, and yet, in every
picture, Kim looks like a zombie. There is no light in her eyes at
all. Maybe it’s because she realized she’s about to walk down the aisle with a
buffoon who can’t even spell, ‘please’.
We will report on the details as they unfold. Kris
Jenner is going to love this and will most likely leak information to the
press in order to keep Kim’s name at the top of every Google search.
I’ve got to ask–would you attend this wedding?
I’ve got to say I would not especially if I had been a guest at Kim’s
made-for-television wedding to Kris Humphries. To be a participant in that
mess, then to give an unnecessary, overpriced gift, only to have the marriage
dissolved 72 days later, I would not exactly jump at the chance to go through
that again. This writer works too hard for the money, you know? Plus, I detest
wastes of time and weddings are boring. I would rather stay home and knit.
Who do you think will be invited this time? Will it be a big
shebangabang or a small, intimate party? Will it be televised? Will they sell
their pictures to People? Please make your voice heard in the comments below.
Courtesy of: CDL
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